To the tune of Country House by Blur
He lives in a house, a very big house,
He’s a culchie
Puts cabbage on his bread, has a big mutton head, he’s a culchie.
He doesn’t pay tax, he wears dirty kaks,
He’s a culchie.
He only shouts, when he’s got Foot n Mouth,
He’s a culchie.
Its Majors he smokes,
He can’t tell jokes,
He’s a culchie
He doesn’t have a shed,
He has a barn instead,
He’s a culchie
He doesn’t notice the smell that
We think is hell, He’s a culchie
He drinks Beamish stout,
And knocks his neighbours out,
HE’S A CULCHIE
Na na na na
The retaliation is…
She lives in a flat, a health
board flat she’s from Dublin.
wears skanky tracksuits, robs stuff
from Boots she’s from Dublin.
got 3 girls one boy,
with daddy in the ‘joy she’s from Dublin.
makes ends meet, by begging in the
street she’s from Dublin.
He lives in a flat, a very small flat,
he’s a jackeen
Takes all manner of pills,
nicks cash from tills, he’s a jackeen.
He doesn’t do a thing, he wears a
sovereign ring, he’s a jackeen.
His sisters is worse,
she keeps spare knickers in her purse,
she’s a jackeen.”
And yet another verse …
She’s married to her brother and her
sister is her mother, she’s a culchie.
Wears wellies into town and her
fingernails are brown, she’s a culchie.
She’s four foot five and she’s very
very wide, she’s a culchie.
Has only one t!t and she smells of sh!t,
she’s a culchie.
… One more…
She comes from Killiney,
drinks bottles of Heine, she’s a southsider.
She drives dad’s beamer,
her mom’s got a cleaner, she’s a southsider.
You won’t get a ride,
she’s got too much pride, she’s a southsider.
Manicured toes and a cocaine nose,
she’s a southsider.
footprintsdownunder
in Backpacking Australia
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