« This oughta' give ya' nightmares! | Main | FOX FM This got the whole of Sydney laughing She LOVES it up the »

Get your tongue around these on your next drinking binge

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

  1. Innovative
  2. Preliminary
  3. Proliferation
  4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

  1. Specificity
  2. Anti-constitutionalistically
  3. Passive-aggressive disorder
  4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

  1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
  2. Nope, no more booze for me!
  3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
  4. Doner kebab? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
  5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
  6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
  7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
  8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
  9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to pee in this car park or on the side of the road.
  10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning
Posted on Saturday, February 23, 2008 at 04:52PM by Registered Commenterfootprintsdownunder in | CommentsPost a Comment

PrintView Printer Friendly Version

EmailEmail Article to Friend

Reader Comments

There are no comments for this journal entry. To create a new comment, use the form below.

PostPost a New Comment

Enter your information below to add a new comment.

My response is on my own website »
Author Email (optional):
Author URL (optional):
Post:
 
Some HTML allowed: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong>